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The Pandemic Primer
“Wine glass half full, wine glass half empty...why not make it a full on whine experience.”—Rae Jean Beech
The Pandemic Primer provides additional chapters to the Care and Feeding of the Aging Human Male Species that womansplain how to be a Semi-Quarantine Queen while navigating the Post-Quarantine-Vaccine Scene with your Aging Human Male. (YIKES!) This newsletter, arriving in the middle of each month, provides a road map to ease your Pandemic Progress and your own sweet self—and provides something else to read for those times when you still feel like shutting yourself in the car in the garage with the radio blaring just for some precious alone time!
Here’s the latest….
and be sure to check out the archives below for more chuckles!
Sassy Attitudes of Gratitude!
Volume: Quietly Thankful
Issue: I’d Like a Side of Sass with that Drumstick!
Date: November 17, 2021
Sassy Attitudes of Gratitude!
In addition to turkey at Thanksgiving time, here is some additional food for thought…
“Though I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasn’t changed who I am. My feet are still on the ground. I’m just wearing better shoes.”—Oprah Winfrey
“Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.”—Eleanor Roosevelt
“The only disability in life is a bad attitude.”—Scott Hamilton
“If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.”—Katherine Hepburn
“Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.”—Neal Donake Walsch
“I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, that’s okay.”—Madonna
“Can you imagine a world without men? There’d be no crime and a lot of fat happy women.”—Nicole Hollander
“Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty—they merely move it from their faces into their hearts.”—Martin Buxbaum
“The best way to hold a man is in your arms.”—Marilyn Monroe
“There are no regrets in life. Just lessons.”—Jennifer Aniston
“Choose people who lift you up.”—Michelle Obama
“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do it for him.”—-Groucho Marx
“Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.”—Ralph Waldo Emerson
“The idea is to die young as late as possible.”—Ashley Montague
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman—or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” —George Burns
“The secret to having it all is knowing you already do.”—Anonymous
With a sincere attitude of gratitude for your riding shotgun with me on this sassy journey,
Irene
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